Here's a real conversation on MSN I had with my friend Ivy:

Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
how's the weather up town?
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
is it Slimy? Corny?
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
hahahahah
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Its currently raining watermelons, but it's okay because I have a Pumpkin Umbrella .
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
that's spinachtacular, are the mice growing well? or did you plant them wrong again?
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
remember: Water with cheese every 40 minutes!
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Yes, t have become big boys now. Except for Jane, I planted him wrong, so I must flush him down the Pencil.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
ohh poor Jane, I thought you named the seventh one Janeylavorsa? oh well, I hope the pencil doesnt sharpen while you flush Jane down
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
No, Janeylavorsa was one from the previous crop. I am hoping to raise some fresh Pumpernickels soon.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Ooh, I remember now! Ooh yes, it is currently pumpernickel season. I recommend you get the $9999 seeds. they work really bad but the wrapper is much nicer than the $2 seeds that work perfectly
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Oh yes, I shall sell my crop of mice and purchase the beautifully packaged seeds. $9997 extra isnt all that much, especially considering the quality of the package.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh of course, the beauty is indeed more significant than the quality! Oh my grapes did you hear about the bulldog that got chased up a tree by a vegetarian cat?
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Oh my french toast by golly I did. I was sobbing ketchup when I heard the news, and I just couldnt control my deep depression from the incident. I also heard that the vegetarian cat decided not to be vegetarian at that moment...So the poor bulldog...
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh how hurendous. But I cannot believe the cat only ate the bulldog's fur.. how unintelligent! But bulldog fur is very high in iron and vitamin G84930890.. yes indeed, i read it from the left buttock. oh i was sobbing ketchup too!
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Yes, indeed! But I suppose the fur is tasty too, plus it is rich in vitamin B235234.5. That's what I read from the right buttock.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
ooh my dear me, i keep forgetting that there are TWO buttocks, how shameful of me. At least the spinal creptacular system isn't digging wasps again!
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh gravy gracious, guess what I found on my right pinky toe? A diamond!
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
No, Ivy, there are THREE buttocks. Also, I heard that although the Spinal Creptacular System is not digging up wasps, the Homogenous Effects of the Creptacular Regiments are causing wasps the dig themselves out of the ground. I also heard that t go onto people's right pinky toes and poop, and the poos look like diamonds but t 're actually poisonous bombs.

You have just sent a nudge.

Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oooh my itchy fingers that's news to me!! THREE buttocks?! wow, this is the best new i've heard all day! The wasps are digging themselves off the ground?! well how about the bees? do they still urinate in peoples' ears?
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh my goodness i shall throw the diamond-poo into the racoon-shaped garbage right this instance!
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
The bees are now laying their feces in the ears of the corteps buttocks, with the help of Jesus of course.
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
DON'T THROW IT INTO THE RACCOON-SHAPED GARBAGE, THROW IT INTO THE MELON-SHAPED GARBAGE, OR ELSE YOU WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh that's delightful then, I hope we won't have cross-genetized bee-buttocks again this year, like last millenium.. ooh i shall do that! The melon-shaped garbage smells like apple juice so i am fine with that
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Yes, cross-genetized bee-buttocks were a huge issue last millenium, and scientists have predicted that it will occur again this year.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh my.. do you think we should wear out Blue cacoons then? I mean, those stinkers between each of the 3 buttocks can certainly hurt your armpits
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Indeed so, or else we may end up hurting our oogley woogleys.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh my, not again! Did I forget to remind you to drink your beetle juice? Oh my.. oh my.. are your eye-washers blinking colours again?
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
No you didn't , but did you eat your lemon vitamin poos yet? And yes, t are blinking colours but that means that i am undergoing the strange process of brainwashing.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oooh I'm sorry to tell you that I've switched to the ORANGE Drinkin-Pinkin poodle corns. I am terrebly sorry. And yes you are, and soon, the Jonas Brothers will be all you breath.. like a person I call ME!
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
I much prefer the cherry drinkin-pinkin poodle melons. Also I prefer to breathe Taran.
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Tasty Awesome Radical Amazing Nickjonases
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
thats what taran stands for.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh my, you are sucking in his chromosones, aren't you? Oh well, the Jonas Brothers are still keeping my heart. They stole it Jackie. The stole my heart. And Joe's keeping it in his pocket at all times. I believe he enjoys the beating of my heart
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Yes I love to suck in the chromosones of my brother Taran. I do not believe t keep it in their pockets, I think he put it on the shelf.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Oh so that must be where that song came from. And this one time, I saw Joe putting it on his shelf next to his baby pictures and I told him "Don't take my heart and put it on a shelf, Joseph, It gets all dusty" and they put that as lyrics to their song!!!
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Yes, I believe t told me that once over dinner. You see, t were desperately attempting to get me to date them, but I refused. I told them I would much rather date Taran.
Ivy ;; ROCK ON! // Peace Out! <3 says:
Ohh.. well I guess that's why they are dating mne now! I am just joshing. I am only dating them one. One them date. Date One of them.. there we go! I bet you know who it is, eh? Shnuckem-shnuckem. Oh I see, are you 2 getting dated?
Jackie || I have a fraternal twin brother and he DOES NOT LIKE ME so you peoples gotta stop saying that xD says:
Yes, you are dating the one called SkippyBill The SuperJonas. Also I am not getting dated with Taran if that is was you're implying.